The Weirdest Day of My Life!

Today is Memorial Day. The phones are not ringing at work and the office is operating with a skeleton crew. At about 8am I was feeling very nauseous so Desire and I went for a walk to the Maverik...I feel sick so I buy junk food? Go figure. So we get our treats and as we're standing at the register paying for them this huge Lincoln pulls up outside and parks across three parking spaces. As we were walking out of the Maverik the lady driving the Lincoln was walking in and at the last minute I looked back at her and realized that she was not wearing pants! In shock I yelled, "UH-OH" to Desire. She stopped dead in her tracks and asked me what was wrong. As I described the scene that I had just seen we decided to wait outside the Maverik just to be sure it really was what i had thought it was. While we waited for the "pantsless lady" to return the fresh air helped me to feel better. All of a sudden, she came running out, no pants and was making a mad dash to her car. Until she saw us, then she stopped and very abruptly asked if we knew how to get to Tooele. Is that where her pants were? Maybe a store to buy some new ones? The contraption she was wearing somewhat resembled a bathing suit, maybe the swimming pool she is looking for is in Tooele. Weird.